The three 57 bitches....

Feverishly inspired by the recent works of Pittsburgh rapper Wiz Khalifa, I recently re-kindled my flame with the art of freestyle rapping, and Yes - I've still got it. Driving to band the other night I thought I would try my hand at the dying art, recording on my eyefen - whilst operating the motor vehicle with me knees (a skill I have refined from  precision air-drumming at the wheel). Wangling about thirty seconds of hard rap together over a recently acquired Khalifa beat, I was quietly pleased with my efforts, as was the plumber pulled up next to me at the lights - who was so shaken up by seeing me rap at the wheel - he did that speedy look away thing, in an attempt to hide the fact that he was watching me when I busted him. Althgouh it should be me who is embarassed? But I was too chuffed - and still wearing my hood, from my attempt adopt a gangster flow. Nailed it.

To herald the new swag of raps that me and my "KR3W" have been dropping on our phones, I am offering this here blog. Shortly there will be a snap shot mp3 available for you perusal - just in case you thought you were pretty handy, and intended on challenging one of the clan to a cypher/battle/free - or something of that ethos. Wouldn't bother homez.

I have also shamefully taken a liking to Odd Futures "Tyler the Creator" - who some are hailing as  THE MOST OFFENSIVE RAPPER EVER. That is a serious accolade. His subject matter is somewhat questionable in the eyes of the ahh.....law.

Here are some of his lyrics for a laugh. If you have read this far - you will probably read these too. So dope.

Satan's gettin jealous of the wolves, demons said they preferrin' us
Books I'm not givin' a fuck, what they referrin' us
Wolves, I know you heard of us, we murderers
And young enough to get the fuckin' priest to come and flirt with us
You niggas rap about fuckin' bitches and gettin' head
Instead I rap about fuckin' bitches and gettin' heads
While you niggas stackin bread, I could stack a couple dead
Bodies, make it? look like less of a color, more of a hobby
I'm not a rapper, nor a rapist, nor a racist
I fuck bitches with no commission, they tend to hate shit
Brag about the actions and I wind up?
And proceed to sat her down when I go splatterin' her chatterbox
Atta boy, Odd Future you're not in my categor-
?
This the type of shit that make a Chris Brown wanna kick a whore
Then make songs about? 'cuz when it rains, it pours
I hate this, screamin "Fuck Patience!"
Got a nigga shakin like a? fuckin' Haitian
After chronic masturbation, askin' where Mary Kate went
I wanna be the reason why all lesbians hate dick


This is an actual song......


Here are some images of niggaz that have been keeping it Harlem of recent. But not really recent.....

Thank you for your time. Apologies If I have offended anyone - but offensive rap is the best sort apparently. Oh and that bug on Tylers hand in the bottom image?? Yeah he eats that in the film clip to "Yonkers" - then hangs himself. Oh and he sold out the Opera house three nights in a row. That's what we have come to.


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Black Power.




BUNS WILSON